teasing the boys in the club like


(Source: contraception)



Sometimes I think to myself, โ€œdo I really want to buy another chocolate bar?โ€
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And Iโ€™m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts iโ€™ve ever seen